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Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way by DisneySquirrelGem Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way by DisneySquirrelGem
First off, I like to thank my friend, ~StRachel13 for introducing me to this horrible character from a horrible fanfiction I'll get to, second, since I haven't posted art since that Andy Biersack one, might as well since it's the new year and time to upload art for the last day of the year. Okay, now let's start the actual description. 

For those who don't know, this is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way or  Enoby, Egogy, TaEnoby, Tara or whatever name that she calls herself is the main character in the fancfiction, My Immortal. You guys may not know what it is, and if you don't, good. It's a fanfiction made by a girl of the name of Tara Gilesbie and to its surprise, it actually takes place in the world of Harry Potter, I shit you not, it does. However, our main hero, Harry is not important anymore,  no no, it's this damn bitch who's important now; and wanna know why she is horrible? It's because she's a damn Mary 
Sue! That's why! Wanna know why, here's the examples:

1. She has a shitload of nicknames she goes by(as I said earlier)
2. Every character: Harry(or called Vampire in the fic, oh did I forgot to tell you that he's called Vampire in the story?), Draco, and even Hagrid and Snape love her and even wanna have sex with her! It's bad enough that they are HarryxSnape shippers in the HP fandom, WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE EXAMPLES OF SNAPE BEING A PEDOPHILE! 
3. There are chapters where she describes her clothing and looks, in which you don't give two craps about in real life! 
4. She has friends who are always there for her when she's called sad and depressed and has to go slit her wrists. :| 
5. She's a slut, bimbo, dumb, doesn't think for herself, extremely self-centered, doesn't do much for herself but slits her wrists when depressed, cries over Draco when he *spoilers* commits suicide but surprisingly comes back to life with no explanation, and just bitches and moans throughout the whole story! 

Yeah, now you see why she's a Mary Sue? :| And yeah, she's such an unlikeable, bland boring character that Bella Swan,  FUC*ING BELLA SWAN of the Twilight series looks at her and says :iconbellaplz: :iconsaysplz: "Wow, that is one unlikeable character. At least I only have sex with the one love interest that I was paired up with at first." 

So there, that is my rant on Ebony and pretty much My Immortal itself. It's one bizarre, boring, unoriginal, shitty written fanfiction ever made! In addition, it's so fuc*ing bad that no one can tell if this was written as serious or a joke! That's how bad a story has to be if you can't tell if it's serious or fake! 

And Tara Gilesbie, I know you disappeared from the internet, but if you come along and discover this one day and say I'm a prep or a poser because I'm flaming your work, well hats off to you because I'm actually a Gothic person myself. I don't dress like it every day because 1, I know what the Gothic culture really is compared to what you think it is and it's not about slitting your wrists when feel depressed and moaning about life, it's actually about and quoted from Wikipedia: 

"Its imagery and cultural proclivities indicate influences from the 19th century Gothic literature along with horror films and to a lesser extent the BDSM culture. 
The Goth subculture has associated tastes in music, aesthetics, and fashion. The music of the Goth subculture encompasses a number of different styles, including Gothic rock, deathrock, post-punk, darkwave, ethereal, industrial music, and neoclassical. Styles of dress within the subculture range from deathrock, punk, and Victorian styles, or combinations of the above, most often with dark attire, makeup, and hair." 

So with that said, I think you got like 2.1 of the Goth Culture right out of all this information and 2, you're a very silly troll and should go back under your bridge. =P

Alright, I'm done. And if you wish to read this fanfiction, I command that you don't, but if you wish for a good laugh, especially when Dumbledore comes in at first and says one epic line, then have fun. Just don't be surprise if you get a headache, eyes start hurting, and your whole IQ drops once you read it.

Enjoy
Ebony/My Immortal-Tara Gilesbie
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:iconalvinorsupporterfnf1:
Ha ha! I remember this fanfic! At least it isn't as terrible as Sonichu!...wait...both of them are terrible equally.
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DisneySquirrelGem Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Never heard of Sonichu but I bet it is horrible.
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:iconalvinorsupporterfnf1:
It is. Llama Emoji-07 (Hopeless or Scared) [V1] 
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Private-Funny-Man Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
Don't you know if you read quality stories your IQ drop will be temporary? I recommend Stephen King, or a Capias Cain novel.
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DisneySquirrelGem Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I read anything honestly, but I'd only made this because a friend introduced it to me and the story this character is from a fanfiction, that was considered "The Worst Fanfiction Ever." 
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Private-Funny-Man Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
Ah. Well I agree with you on Ebony being a slut and a bimbo. Honestly, I thought my writing was bad. It's not that bad, but I made an accidental Mary Sue. I didn't know what one was at the time, but that's the past. However, there is a story that might be worse than My Immortal. It's called Hart Shapped Love.

"How bad could it be?" You might ask?

Katey Parry is a villain, and it's written like My Immortal.
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DisneySquirrelGem Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Wow, that must suck.
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Private-Funny-Man Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
It does. It does. Ever heard of the Prayer Warriors stories?
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:icondisneysquirrelgem:
DisneySquirrelGem Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
No, I haven't. 
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Private-Funny-Man Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
Look it up. It's slightly better than my immortal, but well, eh, my words can describe how awful it is.
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DisneySquirrelGem Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Okay.
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StRachel13 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
These are some of my favorite quotes of 'My Immortal'.

1. 'What the hell are you doing you motherfukers?!' It was.................... Dumbledore!
2. 'What have you done?!' he cried wisely. 'Ebony Draco has been found in his room, he committed suicide by slitting his wrists!!!' (While one minute ago, Tara explained that Draco couldn't die of slitting his wrists because he was a vampire. Dumb bitch.
3. Snake and Loopin were in da middle of da empty hall, doing it, and Dobby was watching!1!

Do you have any favorite quotes? :meow:
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The-Silent-Crow Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I liked it when Voldemort gave her a gun to kill Harry Vampire and when "Loopin" and "Snap" were videotaping her naked and masticating to it.  :XD:  I also liked that Hagrid may be a student, but he was also a SATANIST!  :D 
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StRachel13 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Or the legendary line: 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS?!' :XD:
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The-Silent-Crow Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
What were you thinking, you horny simpleton!!11??/  Go take your masticating elsewhere.  =P
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DisneySquirrelGem Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I definitely love the first and second ones. First one is a legend and the second one just proves how dumb Tara is.  
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amemethyst Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ohhh man that fanfic is a classic, i havent read it in years though 
it's so bad it's good
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:icondisneysquirrelgem:
DisneySquirrelGem Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
It's a horrible piece of mess in a good way. o3o BTW, have you been watching Monster High yet?
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amemethyst Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sadly no :c i haven't had the time to for the past week
i'll make it a 2014 resolution aha 
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DisneySquirrelGem Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Oh, okay. 
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PsychoticBunny2010 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013

Hmm, can't say that this sounds like a good fanfic. What I can say is that at least the HP fanfic I attempted didn't end up like that. Good comments are always good at least :)

 

PS Why didn't you show dry blood on this strange person's wrists? =P

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:icondisneysquirrelgem:
DisneySquirrelGem Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Trust me, it's a bad one. So bad that it makes Twilight look likeable. 

Oh, it's because in the story, she slits her wrists alot because she's "depressed." I'm actually not making fun of people who have serious issues, it's suppose to be a satire of the character because I'm mocking how she really is in the story. 
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PsychoticBunny2010 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
I kind of figured that, but she seems to be a person who does that for attention, rather than the relieving of pain.
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DisneySquirrelGem Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Oh trust me, she does since she's a stupid little Mary Sue from a horrible fanfiction because her author did not know how to write whatsoever. 
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StRachel13 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMFG!1!11 ENOBY IS NUT A MRY SUE! SHES DELING WIT SERIUS PRBLMZ!1 STP FLAMMING HER!1!1!1!

Heh, glad to have you introduced to the best worst fanfic from the Internet :D And you know what the funniest part is...? Even though Ebony constantly blames others of being a poser or prep, she is actually the biggest poser of them all. Because of experience of my goth years, goths don't cut themselves, only those who are batshit insane. Also, she confuses emo rock with goth music. My Chemical Romance is not goth music, but emo rock. And if she hates preps so much, then why does she mention Hillary Duff so many times? Also, she mentions 'A Cinderella Story', a movie that is filled with sheer prep to the brim. So in other words, Ebony is a prep herself who tries to be a goth, which miserably failed, thus making her a poser.
But even though 'My Immortal' is the worst piece of shit ever written, Dumbledore's legendary line makes it all worth it. :XD: :icondumbledoreplz: :iconsaysplz: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS?!

Happy 2014, Debra! :D
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DisneySquirrelGem Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Nice impression. XD

Pretty much you said just sums who Tara really is and I wouldn't be surprised if she and her friend Raven really were preps disguised as goths that make them posers. -n- And two people back in my freshman year said I was a wannabe goth. Pfft, yeah because "I don't slit my wrists, worship Satan, and cry and get all depressed" unlike Tara and Ebony. I experience the goth style with black clothes, skulls, crossbones, having a love for pierces and tattoos, listening to rock and metal, wearing fishnets, finding black boots amazing, watching, reading, or writing anything that is horror, and wearing gothic makeup. That's my experience for the goth style, and if people have problems with it, then that's there problem. If people say I'm not "true goth," then they can just at least see that I do love the style. 

That line was epic. :XD:

Thanks! You too!
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StRachel13 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Pfffft, they probably said that because they read 'My Immortal' and were dumb enough to believe every word that stupid cow Tara said. :XD:
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DisneySquirrelGem Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Probably. XD
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xAprilyne Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I should reread My Immortal one of these days. :lol: I have to that when reading it, it made me laugh when I was going through a rough spot. I'm sure that's not what Tara intended, but I have to commend her for it.

But yes, My Immortal is bullshit. :|
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DisneySquirrelGem Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
It's one of those things that sucks so badly, it's good in a crappy way. Like Friday by Rebecca Black was , it was crappy and ear aching, that it had a good reason to be crappy and ear aching. At least with Rebecca, she's learning how to do her talent right, Tara, well she couldn't stand the flames no more that she is now an internet legend. 
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xAprilyne Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah. It's so-bad-it's good.
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DisneySquirrelGem Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Exactly. 
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